normal-horoscopes:

buncheeks:

hermione-grimes:

normal-horoscopes:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

normal-horoscopes:

buncheeks:

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM

Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?

POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everyone, stop. You can go to prison for the rest of your life if you murder someone. Unless that person is physically threatening your or someone else’s life, you shouldn’t murder them.

Maybe OP should either find a different job or complain to the higher-ups in corporate.

huge if true

POTION OF EXPLODE THE COPS